Thursday, April 23, 2009

The Devil Comes Down To Georgia




Here we go! Vlad is back, itching for an excuse with Georgia, saying to Obambi, "what's it gonna be, boy?" This is high stakes stuff: NATO has scheduled an excercise with Georgia in early May, so Vlad steps things up right before. Talk about effin' balls. We're gearing up to go in to work with our potential new NATO member and he's saying, "dudes, this is MY turf". If we mean business we need to face Russia down, but at the same time they've deployed the Black Sea Fleet! This is more high stakes than the first invasion because we are actually gearing up to go to Georgia, which we weren't doing before. Dang...these would be exciting times if the West had a leader with any balls, but, since we don't, this humble reporter is predicting Game Over for our brave but probably foolish friends in Georgia. I don't even think we should try to pick a fight with Russia in Georgia, but now would be the time to go full-speed-ahead with the anti-missile system in Poland and the Czech Republic, but Obambi has already preemptively de-nutted the West's ability to respond in this way. What a dink.

I've got to say, I wish Vlad The Impaler were our President (assuming he supported Free Market Capitalism and Invidivual Rights of course). This is what a real leader of a powerful nation does for his country.

6 comments:

  1. On the other hand, it's got to be pointed out that going all the way to Georgia to bring in a new NATO member has got to be galling to Russia. They pretty much had to respond. I respect Georgia's yearning for democracy, but this is just an impossible situation for NATO to successfully respond to.

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  2. Hey, speaking of the devil going down to Georgia, isn't it exciting that the first gay/lesbian couple were married in Iowa this morning!?!? I say gay/lesbian, because I can't tell if the couple are men or women???

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  3. Master Dick, that is way off topic!

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  4. I couldn't even find a smart ass comment to connect the two

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  5. Is that a real picture of Putin? Either way, its funny.

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  6. It's a real picture. I don't know if it's staged or not though. Putin was a very good wrestler though I think.

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